Old English Stinks!

LOL Fact: The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

Nastiest Habit!

LOL Fact: 15 % of Americans secretly bite their toes. #lmaofacts

Crappy Kisser

LOL Fact: People usually tilt their heads to the right when kissing..not the left.

 
 

Happy Valentinetines A-HOLE!

LOL Fact: The current acceptable level of (contamination) for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts."

 
Maybe getting chocolate candy for your cheating ex is a good idea.

Super Bowl SUCKERS

LOL Fact: Every year 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl game alone.

 
Too bad that the Super Bowl 2010 is only a week apart from Valentines Day this year. So sitting on the couch rooting for your team alone during the month of February is painful feeling. Let's just hope your team wins.