LOL Fact: Milk can actually last 3 days past the expiration.

LOL Fact: Bacteria can grow in your clothes in 3 days if they are are not washed.

LOL Fact: Most poeple choose mates that are equal in attractiveness...except Jay-Z.

LOL Fact: 83% of Americans with tattoos do not regret getting them, while 17% do feel regret.

LOL Fact: The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long- and yes he was an adult.

LOL Fact: The weather man is only accurate 82% of the time.

LOL Fact: The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

LOL Fact: 15 % of Americans secretly bite their toes. #lmaofacts

LOL Fact: People usually tilt their heads to the right when kissing..not the left.

LOL Fact: The current acceptable level of (contamination) for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts."

Maybe getting chocolate candy for your cheating ex is a good idea.

LOL Fact: Every year 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl game alone.

LOL FACT: Pens kill roughly 100 people a year.

LOL FACT: The film “Psycho” was the first movie to show a toilet flushing – the scene caused an inpouring of complaints about indecency.

Toilets – we all use them but seldom like to talk about them. The flushing toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596 for Queen Elizabeth I. He was originally barred from the Royal Court for spreading smutty stories, but after his invention, he was allowed back.

LOL FACT: The most dangerous food to consume while driving is coffee.

• 1. Coffee.
  
• 2. Hot soup.
  
• 3. Tacos.
  
• 4. Chili.
  
• 5. Hamburgers.
  
• 6. Barbecued food.
  
• 7. Fried chicken.
  
• 8. Jelly or cream-filled donuts.
  
• 9. Soft drinks.
  
• 10. Chocolate.
  

LOL FACT: There are approximately 260 casinos on Indian reservations.

With $6.7 billion in revenue, Native American Casinos are quite popular. Gambling certainly isn’t new to Native Americans. In fact, it’s been part of the culture since the beginning of time. The Chumash people had two types of games: games that required skill to play and games of chance. They're ancestors often gambled on the outcome of the games. Each village had a special area, called malamtepupi, where games were played.

LOL FACT: Each year there are 1900 elevator related injuries.

LOL FACT: In total there have been 37 different animal crackers since 1902.

LOL FACT: Urophagia is the consumption of urine.

There are various reasons that humans may consume urine. Urine was used in several ancient cultures for various health, healing, and cosmetic purposes, practices which are still used by some people of these cultures today. In Western culture, these practices are known as urine therapy, a form of alternative medicine. Other reasons for urophagia include attempting survival, if no other potable fluid is available, though numerous sources advise against it. Also, some people consume urine as a sexual activity, and members of at least one culture consume urine for ceremonial purposes.

LOL Fact: Dentists have the highest suicide rate among professions.

LOL Fact: American Idol's Simon Cowell is the highest paid A-hole with a 50 million salary for just 4 months work.

Simon Phillip Cowell (born 7 October 1959) is an English music executive, television producer and celebrity, and entrepreneur. He is known in the United Kingdom and in the United States for his role as a talent judge on TV shows such as Pop Idol, American Idol, The X Factor, and Britain's Got Talent.

LOL Fact: The average lunch break is 35 minutes long.

Under federal law, your employer does not have to provide lunch or coffee breaks. Also, your employer does not have to pay you for lunch breaks that you are given. However, your state might have mandatory meal breaks. The requirements vary, but many employees are guaranteed a 30 minute meal period per shift. To qualify, your shift will generally need to be 6 hours, and maybe even 8 hours long.

LOL FACT: The Nobel Peace Prize Medal has 3 naked men on it.

Martin Luther King, Jr has his own national day which is celebrated every third Monday in January which happens to be today. He is also the winner of a Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Martin Luther King, Jr. in 1964.

LOL FACT: The first powered vacuum cleaner invention that actually captured debris was invented in 1901 by Hubert Cecil Booth. All the other vacuum cleaners sucked.

Hubert Cecil Booth, a British engineer, received a British patent for a vacuum cleaner on August 30th 1901 and took the form of a large, horse-drawn, petrol-driven unit which was parked outside the building to be cleaned with long hoses being fed through the windows.

LOL FACT: Tape-recorded conversations find that roughly 80–90 spoken words each day are swear words.

The evolution of written profanity began roughly in the sixteenth century, and continues to change with each generation that it sees. Profanity began in many Shakespearean works and were among the first words that had to be censored at that time. Some cuss words have somehow maintained their original meanings throughout hundreds of years, while many others have completely changed meaning or simply fallen out of use.

LOL FACT: You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark.

The largest fish and the most feared by man.  Sharks live in every ocean.  The shark has no natural predator other than the killer whale.  The physiology of the shark is beyond any other hunter, with eight amazing sensory organs and jaws so powerful, it remains unrivaled in the animal kingdom.  The tenacity of their will to live is extremely impressive.  Gaffed, harpooned, shot, torn open, they are still able to move swiftly and rip apart their victims. 

Coffee is a widely consumed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds commonly called "beans" of the coffee plant. Coffee was first consumed as early as the 9th century, when it appeared in the highlands of Ethiopia. From Ethiopia, it spread to Egypt and Yemen, and by the 15th century had reached Persia, Turkey, and northern Africa. From the Muslim world, coffee spread to Italy, then to the rest of Europe and the Americas. Today, coffee is one of the most popular beverages worldwide.