Tattoo Regret :(

LOL Fact: 83% of Americans with tattoos do not regret getting them, while 17% do feel regret.

 
If you regret getting a lame tattoo, you maybe in luck. While tattoos were once considered permanent, it is now possible to remove them with treatments, fully or partially. The expense and pain of removing tattoos will typically be greater than the expense and pain of applying them. Some jurisdictions will pay for the voluntary removal of gang tattoos. So if your a gang, your in luck.

Little Wee Wee

LOL Fact: The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long- and yes he was an adult.

Weather wha?

LOL Fact: The weather man is only accurate 82% of the time.

Old English Stinks!

LOL Fact: The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

Nastiest Habit!

LOL Fact: 15 % of Americans secretly bite their toes. #lmaofacts

Crappy Kisser

LOL Fact: People usually tilt their heads to the right when kissing..not the left.

 
 

Happy Valentinetines A-HOLE!

LOL Fact: The current acceptable level of (contamination) for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts."

 
Maybe getting chocolate candy for your cheating ex is a good idea.