Crappy Kisser

LOL Fact: People usually tilt their heads to the right when kissing..not the left.

 
 

Happy Valentinetines A-HOLE!

LOL Fact: The current acceptable level of (contamination) for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts."

 
Maybe getting chocolate candy for your cheating ex is a good idea.

Super Bowl SUCKERS

LOL Fact: Every year 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl game alone.

 
Too bad that the Super Bowl 2010 is only a week apart from Valentines Day this year. So sitting on the couch rooting for your team alone during the month of February is painful feeling. Let's just hope your team wins. 

Killer Pens!

LOL FACT: Pens kill roughly 100 people a year.


Pens are not inherently dangerous but if you are one of those fine folks that love chewing on pens- beware. Most deaths occur by pen due to people choking on them.   

Toilet humor.

LOL FACT: The film “Psycho” was the first movie to show a toilet flushing – the scene caused an inpouring of complaints about indecency.



Toilets – we all use them but seldom like to talk about them. The flushing toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596 for Queen Elizabeth I. He was originally barred from the Royal Court for spreading smutty stories, but after his invention, he was allowed back.

Most dangerous food.

LOL FACT: The most dangerous food to consume while driving is coffee.



According to car insurance statistics, the top ten most dangerous foods to consume while driving are:
  • 1. Coffee.
  • 2. Hot soup.
  • 3. Tacos.
  • 4. Chili.
  • 5. Hamburgers.
  • 6. Barbecued food.
  • 7. Fried chicken.
  • 8. Jelly or cream-filled donuts.
  • 9. Soft drinks.
  • 10. Chocolate.

Big Chief, Big Gamble!

LOL FACT: There are approximately 260 casinos on Indian reservations.


With $6.7 billion in revenue, Native American Casinos are quite popular. Gambling certainly isn’t new to Native Americans. In fact, it’s been part of the culture since the beginning of time. The Chumash people had two types of games: games that required skill to play and games of chance. They're ancestors often gambled on the outcome of the games. Each village had a special area, called malamtepupi, where games were played.

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