Old English Stinks!

LOL Fact: The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

Nastiest Habit!

LOL Fact: 15 % of Americans secretly bite their toes. #lmaofacts

Crappy Kisser

LOL Fact: People usually tilt their heads to the right when kissing..not the left.

 
 

Happy Valentinetines A-HOLE!

LOL Fact: The current acceptable level of (contamination) for chocolate is "1 rodent hair and 16 insect parts."

 
Maybe getting chocolate candy for your cheating ex is a good idea.

Super Bowl SUCKERS

LOL Fact: Every year 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl game alone.

 
Too bad that the Super Bowl 2010 is only a week apart from Valentines Day this year. So sitting on the couch rooting for your team alone during the month of February is painful feeling. Let's just hope your team wins. 

Killer Pens!

LOL FACT: Pens kill roughly 100 people a year.


Pens are not inherently dangerous but if you are one of those fine folks that love chewing on pens- beware. Most deaths occur by pen due to people choking on them.   

Toilet humor.

LOL FACT: The film “Psycho” was the first movie to show a toilet flushing – the scene caused an inpouring of complaints about indecency.



Toilets – we all use them but seldom like to talk about them. The flushing toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596 for Queen Elizabeth I. He was originally barred from the Royal Court for spreading smutty stories, but after his invention, he was allowed back.

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